“Human life hath not a surer friend, nor many times a greater enemy, than hope. ’Tis the miserable man’s god, which, in the hardest gripe of calamity, never fails to yield him beams of comfort. ’Tis the presumptuous man’s devil, which leads him awhile in a smooth way, and then makes him break his neck on the sudden. …How many would die, did not hope sustain them! How many have died by hoping too much! This wonder we may find in hope, that she is both a flatterer and a true friend.”
— Owen Feltham (via itsquoted)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

Fuck dat its a birth right

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